Day 22 - I don't like Monday's

I wanna (photo) shoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot, the whole day down...

Naby blue and white frill-necked jumpsuit from Cotton On Baby http://www.cottonon.com.au/

Navy tweetie bird clutch purse provided by my gorgeous and stylish Aunty Amy, by Accessorize http://www.monsoon.co.uk

Day 21

Quiz time:

It's Sunday afternoon, I'm drinking (breast milk) from a plastic cup in the sunshine, waiting in line for 45mins to use the loo (but I'll probably just do it in my pants) and fighting crowds of tattoo'd Gen Y's in Fedora hats who think Echo & The Bunnymen are a cool 'new' band. Where am I? I'm (NOT) at Laneway Festival.

And no, this is not a food blog, but I do love Yum Cha.

Vibrant green and aqua striped all in one suit from Bonds http://www.bonds.com.au/

Sequins head band from Cotton On Baby http://www.cottonon.com.au/

Dumplings from East Ocean Restaurant in China Town http://eastocean.com.au/

Day 20 - Jaime "Little Jaye Bouvier" Barridge

My tribute to Little Edie from Grey Gardens

"Mother darling wanted me to come out in a kimono, so we had quite a fight."

Actually daddy dressed me today so I'm surprised I'm not dressed in motorcycle leathers and a helmut... Just quietly though, that could look quite fabulous.

Poppy ruffled bloomer by Peggy http://www.simoneagency.com.au

Pink embroidered singlet (borrowed from my girlfriend Jessie), by Le Bon http://www.mylebon.co

Scarf provided by mum (because she's obsessed with Grey Gardens)

Day 19 - Gonna Dress You Up In My Love

What a night! I'm fairly certain my bottle was spiked with panadol - I don't remember much, but I woke up with a bunch of new bruises on my legs. Unfortunately I have a bit of a hangover so I'm about to get a big bottle of milk, lie back in a hot bath and listen to some classical music. I particularly like the "Like A Virgin" album by an artist called Madonna. It's from last century so it's REALLY old.

This outfit is my tribute to the classics
White all in one by Bebe http://www.minihaha.com.au/
Black net, tulle and lace tiered skirt by Target http://www.target.com.au
Fingerless gloves, leg warmers, lace headband and pearls - provided by mum.

Day 18

Something very serious happened today. At approximately 12.35pm EST, a woman wielding a long sharp object and claiming to be a healthcare professional, attacked me. She stabbed me twice, once in each leg and then forced me to drink a drug cocktail. Before I passed out, I saw my life flash before my eyes... Boobs, nappies, gazing at the ceiling, my wasted potential as a world class blogger - it was all so traumatic.

I came to hours later, not knowing where I was and in a pool of my own vomit and urine. I'm ok now and dealing well with the incident, so please hold back on sending flowers and gifts.

I hope my suffering has helped people be aware of the dangers of medical centres.

Little Ducky all in one suit by Target http://www.target.com.au

Bandages and cotton balls provided by Johnson & Johnson http://www.jnj.com

Day 17

Mum decided to start exercising today. Not quite sure how I feel about the situation. This better NOT eat into my sleeping time. I only get 18 hours a day as it is, so anything less and I will get 'moody'...

Yellow all in one suit by Baby Club http://www.target.com.au

Lonsdale trainers http://www.lonsdalelondon.com.au/

White and yellow socks, models own

Day 16 - Fanfare

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